I’m nonetheless working away on pouring the entire concrete fake stones for the skirting space of the entrance porch. Once I left you on Friday, my plan was to get all of my molds that I had made for the fake stones arrange within the carport, begin mixing concrete, and mainly have an meeting line going all day Saturday in order that I may get as many stones created as potential. However then I spotted I had skipped an important step. I had no concept precisely what number of of every stone I wanted to finish the skirting. And to determine that out, I needed to map out the design earlier than I began pouring concrete.
My preliminary thought was that I may use ChatGPT to create this design map of my stones. I had eight totally different molds, and all eight had been totally different sizes, and I assumed for certain that ChatGPT may do that a lot sooner and higher than I may. I imply, AI is far smarter than I’m. So I went to ChatGPT and gave it this immediate:
I’m engaged on a entrance porch undertaking. The skirting space (i.e., the entrance and aspect vertical portion) is strong concrete, and I wish to adhere a pretend stone to the skirting space.
The world that must be coated measures 13.5 inches excessive. The entrance of the porch that must be coated is 154.5 inches extensive, after which on the far proper aspect, there’s a 90-degree exterior nook, and the aspect skirting space of the porch is one other 60 inches extensive.
I’ve fake stones in eight totally different sizes that I’ll be utilizing to cowl this space. The stones are the next measurements:
- 5″ excessive x 24″ extensive
- 2″ excessive x 16″ extensive
- 5″ excessive x 15″ extensive
- 7.5″ excessive x 15″ extensive
- 5″ excessive x 20.5″ extensive
- 2.5″ excessive x 7.75″ extensive
- 7.5″ excessive x 15.5″ extensive
- 5″ excessive x 16″ extensive
Between the stones, I wish to depart 1/2 inch for mortar strains. Nonetheless, I don’t want mortar strains under the very backside row of stones or on prime of the very prime row of stones. I additionally don’t want mortar strains on the far left aspect of the association on the entrance of the porch skirting (i.e., the place the stones meet the entrance porch steps). On the skin 90-degree nook, I would like my 3/4″-thick stone facade to appear to be full stones, so I would like consistency from the far proper on the entrance of the skirting to the far left on the skirting space on the aspect of the porch.
I don’t thoughts chopping the stones, however I’d just like the overwhelming majority of the stones for use complete.
Based mostly on all of that data, please create two diagrams — one for the skirting space on the entrance of the porch and one for the skirting space on the aspect of the porch — arranging the stones within the out there sizes to create essentially the most random association with out an apparent repeat within the association.
I’ll be pouring these fake concrete stones myself utilizing molds that I constructed, so on the diagram, I’ll want you to make use of the numbers related to every dimension that I listed above to indicate me the place every stone must be positioned, and in order that I can know what number of of every stone dimension to make.
I used to be fairly excited to see what it might provide you with, and I used to be additionally assured that it may provide you with a a lot better design than I may. It took fairly some time for it to generate the photographs, so I walked away from my pc for some time, after which got here again later, anxious to see the wonderful design that it had created for me.
Think about my disappointment after I noticed this…

Yeah. That’s horrible. There’s nothing “random” in regards to the placement of these stones. I may have completed that in the identical period of time it took ChatGPT to do it. However that’s the precise sort of design I wished to keep away from.
And, unsurprisingly, it simply continued that very same design across the aspect of the porch.

There was no approach I used to be going to rearrange the stones in that sample when the actual stones on the remainder of the home are organized in a very random sample. Effectively, clearly, they’re not random. There was loads of thought and planning that went into this. However the association isn’t predictable or in a an clearly discernable and repeating sample…

So with ChatGPT utterly failing me, I needed to provide you with my very own design. I used my picture modifying software program to create a picture of every stone with its correct measurements, after which I copied and pasted every of these pictures onto a bigger picture that I had created to symbolize the precise dimensions of the entrance porch skirting space.
As I had defined in my immediate for ChatGPT, I wished to make use of as many complete stones as potential, however I used to be okay with chopping just a few of them to suit. That is the association I got here up with. The stones with the little white asterisks on them are those that may should be reduce to suit.

After which that is the design I made for the aspect of the porch.

So the plan is to finish the proper nook of the porch with two stones (the inexperienced and lightweight orange stone) that can be reduce at a 90-degree angle, after which these will wrap round to the aspect of the porch to create the look of full stones, after which proceed on with the remainder of the design.

And to check out the design and ensure I bought the proportions proper, I copied and pasted the map onto an precise image of the entrance porch skirting space. It seems to be like I bought it proper!

I’m not going to lie. This was a really time-consuming course of. I not solely needed to account for the sizes of the stones, however for the 1/2-inch mortar strains to ensure that I coated each sq. inch of the skirting space. However with these two maps in hand (I nonetheless have to do one for the small space to the left of the entrance porch steps), I knew precisely what number of of every stone I wanted. I used to be sort of shocked to see simply how few of the bigger stones I would like. Had I simply arrange my meeting line and began pouring concrete, I might have wound up with approach too most of the large stones, far too few of the small stones, and I might have wasted a complete lot of concrete and time.
The precise concrete pouring course of went actually easily. I set the entire molds up on a folding desk within the carport and made certain they had been all degree. After which I blended the concrete in small batches — simply two quarts of concrete and 1/2 quart of water at a time — and labored as quick as I may mixing batch after batch till the entire molds had been stuffed. After which I babysat the molds for some time, spraying them down with water because the concrete began getting actually sizzling to maintain them from cracking as they cured.
The demolding course of was essentially the most time-consuming a part of the entire course of. As a result of these stones are so textured, I needed to take away one aspect of every mould to pry every stone out. Then I needed to reassemble the mould, readjust the sand below the textured silicone mat, and re-caulk the mould to get it prepared for the subsequent pour.
I truly didn’t get very far on the concrete pouring. I bought my first batch completed, bought the molds prepared for the subsequent pour, after which Matt wanted my assist with one thing that took fairly a little bit of time. By the point I used to be prepared to move exterior to do the subsequent pour, it was pouring down rain. I imply, it was pouring so arduous that the whole lot below the carport was getting moist, together with my luggage of concrete. So somewhat than pouring extra concrete, I needed to spend the entire time I had left shifting concrete and instruments to guard them from the rain. And naturally, the world the place I had my desk arrange with the molds was getting pummeled with rain as nicely, as had been my concrete stones that I had positioned on the ramp to the workshop.

So as soon as once more, I bought derailed by rain. It’s the center of June. In central Texas. The rain ought to be passed by now, and we ought to be having excessive 90-degree climate with nothing however sunshine. This wet climate is admittedly beginning to frustrate me. I haven’t even regarded on the forecast for this week, however I’m actually hoping that my week (which is meant to be my final week of engaged on out of doors initiatives) doesn’t get rained out!! I’ll be so upset if that occurs. However there’s not a complete lot I can do about it, is there? I may need to be versatile this week and are available again to this undertaking at a later date.
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